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Shaun Breen
Shaun Breen 2001

Holes in the Armor

The 2001 wiffleball season is still a few weeks away, but at least three players are already scheduled to miss some action. Some players and fans may immediately interpret this as bad news, but in all honesty I think that the two teams involved, the Holy Whites and the Horsemen, may actually be able to benefit from the involuntary roster cut.

If these unavailable players hurt anyone during their absence, it will be opposing teams. Seriously. The Holy Whites and Horsemen are lucky because it means more playing time for their star players. If the roles were reversed and Scott Carmichael and Joey Creighton were unable to play, then I'd say their teams would be doomed. But to paraphrase what the Commissioner said in an earlier report, these missing players could be a blessing in disguise.

For example, Nate Stuempfig is scheduled to appear at only a half-dozen game days. That means for half of the season, the Holy Whites will have to take the field without him. For some teams this could be disastrous, but not for the Holy Whites. With Nate Stuempfig out of the everyday lineup it will allow league superstar Scott Carmichael to get more at-bats and pitch more innings. Sure, Scott may suffer some extra wear and tear due to the additional workload, but it's nothing the two-time MVP can't handle.

What will be missed is Nate's pitching, especially his amazing curveball, which helped earn him 2000 Play of the Year honors. However, Nate didn't exactly excel at the plate (he had an 0-for-10, 9K Winterball outing) at his most recent chance to shine, and Scott plays well everywhere, so I think the Holy Whites will actually end up playing better without Nate in the lineup.

In my last article I picked Nate as the player to watch on his team, and I still think he will play a large role in determining how successful the Holy Whites are, but to be perfectly honest, he's not going to be nearly as important as Scott Carmichael. Now that I've had a chance to look over the schedule, and have seen how far apart the games are, I don't think he's going to be the key player I originally thought he would be.

In order for Nate to contribute to the success of his team, he's going to have to do what he does best: pitch. He'll have a fresh arm whenever he returns and he'll be throwing to hitters who haven't faced him as often as other pitchers. This should be a big advantage for Nate during the first few games, and if he starts hitting the ball, he will be a huge threat.

The Horsemen are experiencing a similar issue with Clint Wattenberg. Captain Joey Creighton drafted his best friend, knowing Clint wouldn't be able to play a full season. Last I heard, Clint will only be able to play in approximately five of the twelve game days. But just like the Holy Whites have Scott Carmichael to fill in for Nate Stuempfig, Clint has last season's MVP, Joey Creighton to fill in for him during the other seven game days.

However, the Horsemen recently lost Eric Christensen for part of the season, too. Eric suffered a severe tendon tear in his right ankle during a soccer match and isn't expected to return until June. Filling in for two players could be difficult, even for Joey Creighton. Teammate Seth Yoder is going to have to play like he did in last year's post-season, or else the Horsemen will likely be out of playoff contention all season long. As I mentioned above, fatigue shouldn't be a problem for these guys. The games are spread out quite a bit, at times up to two weeks apart, so even though these guys will be throwing twice as many innings and getting twice as many at bats as other players, they should have more than enough time for their bodies to recover.

When Clint returns, he will be expected to pitch as well as he did last season, and continue hitting well. Eric needs to wait until he's at 100% before attempting to come back unless he's filling in to prevent a forfeit. Even in this case he should be careful and should consider taking the loss so he doesn't risk aggravating the injury. This team will be a real threat no matter who's in the lineup, but I think the Horsemen will welcome the return of both Clint and Eric.

None of the remaining three teams seem to be having any problems with their players. It appears that they will each be able to field four healthy players on opening day, and hopefully throughout the entire season.