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Shaun Breen
Shaun Breen 2001
Looking Ahead to WB2K2

There are many questions that even the greatest minds have pondered over for extremely long periods of time. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Are we alone in the universe? What happened to Steve Caputo? How will Commissioner Creighton arrange the teams for the 2002 season? The list could go on and on. I'll try my best to answer that last question.

From what I've been told there are currently three options:

1. Completely drop the current teams, redraft with new captains, and possibly add another team.
2. Keep the current captains (unless they decide to quit) and only replace players that quit.
3. Keep the current captains (unless they decide to quit), replace players that quit, and have the option of releasing players into a "free agent" pool. Also give non-captains the option of requesting to be released or traded if they desire to be on a different team.

Personally, I like the third option. If a player is hitting like Tony Batista, or pitching like Derek Lowe, it gives the captain a chance to drop him and pick up a new player who can hopefully help his new team, or trade him to a team willing to take a risk on a struggling player with a solid background.

Unless there's a huge increase or decrease in the number of players, I'd recommend keeping the number of teams at five. At most have six teams. Any more than that would be too many. Look at Major League Baseball. Wouldn't things be better without the Expos and Devil Rays? Yes, unless you're a fan of either team. Wiffleball2k2 doesn't need to follow Major League Baseball's example and flood the league with unbalanced teams. It's fine the way it is.

In a recent e-mail message to me, Commissioner Creighton hinted at the possibility of Greg Creighton retiring at the end of this season. Let's be hypothetical and assume he does. If Greg, or any captain retires, he should be replaced with the highest-ranking player from the previous year. If this is the case, have… no, *force*Mike Walsh (or whoever winds up being the top-ranked non-captain at season's end) to be the new Y&R> captain next season. Of course, give him the opportunity to change the team's name, although the name would make more sense with Mike in charge.

If an expansion team must be created, force the highest-ranking player at the end of this season to become the captain of the new team. Then, have each returning captain protect himself and up to two remaining teammates. The unprotected players would be available to all teams in the draft and considered free agents until drafted. The new team would draft first among any unprotected players or new players. The next pick would go to this year's last place team, then the next-to-last-place team, and so on. All undrafted players would become free agents.

To prevent "day-trading" of free agents, have a waiver period of one game day. That way, captains will think twice about adding and dropping players on a game-by-game basis, just to field a full team. Otherwise, players could end up changing teams more than Mike Morgan, and it will cost players a sense of identity with a team. For example, Joey Creighton said, "When I think of Wiffolution, for example, I think of Casey Sylvester and Jeff Morrison, and to a certain extent, Dean Evans. If would be stupid if Wiffolution, next year, was, for example, Scott Carmichael, Derek Byrd, Jordan Lockhart, and Seth Yoder. It would just suck."

Of course, there's the possibility of dropped players or players requesting to be dropped not being drafted or claimed by other teams. These players could miss out on the entire 2002 season if they're never picked up! Players must realize there's a risk associated with requesting to be dropped.

Here's another idea. How about drafting five players per team instead of four? Have a "minor league" guy, for lack of a better description. "Call him up" if an everyday player is injured or out-of-town. This may end up hurting teams, but in reality, it's fairer. For example, the Holy Whites have seen Nate Stuempfig and Ian Byrd miss much of the season. This has actually helped the Holy Whites! Opponents have had to face all stars Scott Carmichael and Mike Walsh 10 times apiece each game, and and rarely see an easy out in the lineup. With a less-talented bench player filling in, it would make everything more realistic. Think about it: when an everyday player is unable to participate, his team should be worse, not better. This extra roster slot would also get more people involved in the league without having to create a new team.

Well, I realize what I've suggested has little or no influence on what will actually happen next season, but that's what I would do if I were in charge.