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WB2K1/KGJWFBL Cliff's Notes III
Cliff is back and ready to attack. I'm going to be coming from all
directions in this issue. I got a lot of info on the WB2k1 vs. KGJWFBL
game and I'll be adding some info on the whole All-Star game as
well. Big issue this time! I'm excited about this one because I
can talk trash to people who can't kick my ass because they won't
be around for that long. I couldn't talk trash that much last time
because I wasn't positive we would win (because James Vassar wasn't
playing), but this time James is playing, and the game is already
over.
Let's start off with the talk of the town, James
Vassar. James has broken out of his slump to ease his way into both
the KGJ game and the All-Star game. Let me give a little advice
to the KGJ. James is your pimp! Don't try too hard because you'll
just waste your energy!
In case you guys have been wondering why he hasn't been on the message
board, talking trash, I got the inside scoop. James is in the mental
state of mind where he can't socialize with the common folk on the
board. That is why him and I are hanging out a lot. Us higher standards
can't be dealing with you boring repetitive self.
As far as the All-Star goes for James, MVP once again. There is
no other option.
And finally, the Homerun Derby is going to belong to James. He just lost
last year, but Joey Creighton's age is going to get the best of
him. He's past his prime, WAY past it! James is right there in his
prime.
Seth Yoder has been called out by the KGJ because...well
no one knows why...except for Cliff! Here is another inside scoop.
Please give credit where due. The KGJ decided the only person they
wanted to call out was someone that they knew wouldn't be reading
their writing. They wouldn't say anything to Scott Carmichael, Cliff
Rancho, James Vassar, etc. But they'll say Seth is a bitch. According
to Cliff's records, the KGJ are the bitches! Well, Cliff is calling
you guys out! On Monday, I challenge every KGJ player to a game.
KGJWFBL vs. Cliff Rancho. Do ya got the guts? We'll see...
Did everyone here the news about Shaq coming out
with a new album? Can I say it? Please, let me say it! Thanks, ok,
here we go...FINALLY! I can't wait!
At the All-Star game there are going to be many prizes
and games. But you know what, I don't like it! That takes away from
the game. All games and prizes should be tossed away and the people
who come to watch the game will have a good time. And for the record,
this has nothing to do with the fact that I can't join because I'm
part of the wiffleball2k.com staff. Nothing to do with it!
So I hear Eric Dean will probably not be able to
make it. That is a good thing...for the KGJ! Why? Well, let the Cliffster
explain. Eric Dean, contrary to belief, brings their team down because
all they do is rely on him to win the game. This way, Jess, Clint,
and all the others will form as a whole unit to succeed in every
way possible. It's a shame they will lose big time to Cliff on Monday,
but they can say they tried. As far as the game on Sunday, well,
they would lose either way.
This rookie game is going to rock! On one half you
got Aaron Kemper and Ian Byrd. Both players have only played one
year so far. On the other side, you have Jordan Lockhart and Dean
Evans. Both players as well are only in their first year. It should
be fun to watch to see who will be the next superstar.
Ok, finally, I'm going to give some predictions
for the All-Star weekend festivities.
Cliff's Predictions:
Homerun Derby: James Vassar beats Scott Carmichael
in the finals. James hits 15,while Scott can only hit 3.
Special Notes: James hits 12 in the first round and 17 in
the second round. Joey Creighton, the two-time winner, hits 7 in
the first round, then 1 in the second round. Scott has the highest
amount for any non-James Vassar player by hit 8 in the first round.
WB2k1 vs. KGJWFBL: WB2k1 wins 13-2.
Special Notes: KGJ gets their runs off of Seth Yoder to leave
them happy with their loss. Seth though hits 2 3-run homeruns off
them. James Vassar pitches nine pitches in his inning of work. 3
strikes, 3 strikes, then 3 strikes. He also hits 2 solo shots. Scott
Carmichael strikes out to the Clown Prince and breaks his bat as
well.
The Rookie Game: Aaron Kemper and Ian Byrd
win, 6-2.
Special Notes: Aaron Kemper played like his life was on the
line. He's going to hit 2 2-run homeruns and one solo shot. He also
pitches two scoreless innings (and walkless). After the game, Terry
Creighton and Darnell Uhland (regular-season teammates of Aaron) are seen crying
and yelling, "Why does he do good in THIS game?!"
All-Star Game: Scott Carmichael, Mike Walsh
and James Vassar win 3-0
Special Notes: James hits a solo shot off of each pitcher
for the opposing team (Joey Creighton, Ian Byrd and Casey Sylvester).
Everyone else sucks at the plate. James also pitches nine pitches
in his inning, all strikes.
Surprise Mystery Guest: After years and
years of begging from Scott Carmichael, former major league baseball
player for a handful of teams, Kevin Seitzer shows up to throw out
the first pitch. Joey Creighton demands to be the catcher for the
pitch though. Scott then throws three straight pitches right at
Joey when Joey is batting.
KGJWFBL vs. Cliff Rancho: KGJWFBL doesn't
show up!
Till next time,
This is,
Cliff
Rancho
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