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Cliff Rancho
Cliff Rancho 2000-2003
The self-proclaimed "Doctor of Love" and public lover of all things James Vassar, Cliff Rancho joined our ranks in 2000 as a side comedy act and then was forced to increase his productivity in 2001 after Donnie Jeffcoat and Omar Gooding departed. Initially brought in to provide "the lighter side" of the league, the front-office soon realized Rancho was actually a terrible writer. Nonetheless, Cliff became one of our more popular columnists. The league’s decision-makers were forced to let Cliff continue penning horrible columns though they quickly decided to no longer have him write about the league anymore. Instead, Cliff was to focus on his laughably bad movie reviews. The league even gave him some prime-time space, allowing his review of "Willow" to headline our week-long celebration of the movie in 2003. Cliff was a very poor writer, but he put in his time, so we salute him.