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Skyla
Boy Review: Edge (Adam Copeland)
I
would have gotten you this review sooner, but my new boyfriend's truck
was in the shop! His name is Darrell but don't worry! I won't let him
interfere with my reviews. He IS the jealous type, but don't ask, don't
tell, right? ;)
Seriously
though, it's time to get the the review!
Boy:
Or
should I say "man"? This ain't no boy review today, kids! Today
I look at Adam Copeland, better known to most of you as "Edge"
from the WWE, better known to most of you as the WWF. They had to change
their name because the World Wildlife Federation or something sued them.
I mean really, is there anyone out there confusing men like Edge with
panda bears???!?!1
Now
I'm just going to come right out and say it: Edge is one piece of beef.
I don't know if I'd call him the sexiest man alive, because Jon Bon Jovi
is still walking the streets, but he's right up there! I first noticed
him when an old boyfriend took me to a WWF show back in 1999. Back then,
Edge was teaming with his real-life best friend, Christian. It was love
at first site! The hair, the muscles, the bad boy quality! My boyfriend
was a happy man that night, if you get my drift!!! ;)
Personality:
Seriously
though, I don't know Edge personally, so I'm just going to go off his
persona in the WWE. Granted, this is probably his weak point. I loved
him when he was the cocky smart-ass (like in 2001). Now he's just...kinda
wimpy and nice to everyone. But you know that's the nature of pro wrestling;
you never know, tomorrow he could be the cocky smart ass again!
Seriously
though, when he's being interviewed by one of the WWE's female interviewers,
he's always nice to them, you know what I mean? If I wanted a man who
was nice to everyone, I'd date my dentist. When Edge is a "bad boy,"
he never skips a chance to throw a one-liner at the lucky babes who get
to look him up and down, and THAT'S a turn on. A man who knows that he
has the upper hand, whether it be in bed or backstage at a WWE show.
I
look forward to the day he reverts back to his "bad boy" days,
because he pulled it off so well. The fans may boo him, but Adam, trust
me: The women will love you that much more.
Physical:
Where
do I begin?!?!? :p
Seriously
though, Edge is one of those guys that girls are talking about when they're
talking about a guy whose "got it going on." Let's break it
down into the two major categories:
Hair
Normally I'm not big on guys who obviously take really good care of their
hair, cause it usually means they're gay. But in the case of long-haired
guys, they get an exception. They NEED to work on their hair, or it looks
like a horse's mane. Edge obviously takes care of his luscious locks.
The long, dirty blond look may seem SO 1980's the the guys, but I really
doubt Edge is trying to hook up with any men. What matters is what the
LADIES think, and the LADIES that I know LOVE long dirty blond hair. Try
to think of it this way. Picture Cory Matthews (brillo-head) getting down
with some desperate female. Now picture Edge (long, dirty blond) getting
down with her. Who looks more like a guy who could get the job done? :)
Muscles
Oh me, oh my. Muscles everywhere. And not the "sticking needles in
his butt" kinda muscles either (OMG, did I just say that?! lol!).
I'm talking the real thing. Killer arms and righteous abs. Ladies love
abs, especially when they're on top! Whoooo!!! lol
OMG,
excuse me for a moment.....
Okay
I'm back.
When
it comes to tatoos, he does have one on his left shoulder, and you never
know what's going on down south! rotflmao!!!!! He could always get a few
more, but at least he's got one! And if he ever got with a woman like
me, he'd be told over and over again how hot that tatoo looked and how
he should get a couple more and if he got a couple more he'd get a few
"gifts" from me and then everyone would be happy!! lol!
Summation:
When
"A couple more tats" is the only negative thing I can say about
a guy, you know you're hearing about a guy who could get me in the sack
just by breathing. In Edge's case, he doesn't need to do a thing, I'm
already here, waiting!!
Quickie
Do-Able Scale |
| Boy |
Rating |
| Eminem |
79 |
| Tiger Woods |
28 |
| Vin Deisel |
91 |
| Jay Leno |
44 |
| John Rocker |
77 |
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Seriously
though, let's hand it over to the "do-able scale"!!!!
Do-Able
Scale (out of 100):
EDGE
(ADAM COPELAND): 96
If he asked, I'd have his baby.
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