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Terry Creighton
Terry Creighton 2002-2003
Blood Cold

Now, while watching the 2002 wiffleball season from the stands, it’s easy to root for everybody. Why not? Most of the guys out there I know and I want to succeed. If I don’t know a player (aka "the rookies"), I want them to do just as well just so the captain will have chosen a good draft pick. But as I watch from the stands, I can’t help just cheer a little bit louder, clap a little bit harder, and cry a little bit longer than for the blue and white, my old team, the Road Warriors.

With a 2-7 start, the Road Warriors seem to be on the brink of destruction again. They have two pitchers now who suck ass, their batting average stinks worse than last year, and they have three rookies.

But wait a minute, that may be what everyone is saying, but is it really the truth?

Some of it, yeah…but not all! Let’s take a look at the team.

Chris Keefer
Chris played in his first gameday last Sunday and by most accounts, didn’t do too well. From everything that I have heard though, the kid has potential.

“Keefer has a great attitude and he throws strikes," said team captain Darnell Uhland. "His first gameday wasn’t the greatest, but he is a stud on defense and will get used to hitting soon.”

Throwing strikes has always been the thing that sets some rookies apart from other rookies. The first thing I always tell rookies before their first year is to just throw strikes, then worry about your speed later. The thing is, people get used to the Cosom ball. If they can start out throwing strikes, then the speed will come with time. So the fact that Chris has already started throwing strikes is a plus in my book.

Though the Road Warriors are struggling in both hitting and pitching, I think Darnell should worry about Chris’ pitching before hitting. We all know that a bad hitter can essentially ruin a rally started by some players, but a bad pitcher can not only ruin a rally for their team, but also build the opposing team's confidence.

Chris Keefer was also the last pick of the draft. But by what everyone is saying, he could be a decent player come next year. Hell, maybe even after the all-star break! And even though he may think that his abilities are lacking, if he sticks with the fundamentals, he will turn out just fine.

Jeff Register
With the other half of the struggling rookies, Jeff Register has entered a world he is probably a little intimidated by. Now, I can’t lie, he seems to have some Aaron Kemperness to him. That is not a good thing. Bad thing.

20 walks in 7 innings?! Wow…he seems to be a little too young for his own good.

From my practice with him before season, I can say that he can throw strikes and he can hit the ball. The term ‘pure-athlete’ is not a word that I would use to describe Jeff, but he did seem to know how to play. As he was pitching, I could tell he knew how to throw the ball and knew the proper wind-up. Basically he knew the fundamentals. That is going to help him big time. We are not talking about a kid who has this funky wind-up, throws the ball down the pipe one time, then five feet in front of the plate the second time. The problem was that he became tired too early and didn’t have control anymore. He needs stamina! There will be no quick results, but if he just keeps throwing, only good times are going to come.

The batting was a little difficult to analyze due to the surroundings (just trust me), so I will not give my assessment on that. Hey Jeff--if you are reading this--you are a Road Warrior. That means you keep playing until you are better; no complaining, no quitting, nothing. Stop reading the rest of the article and go out and throw the ball…NOW!!!

Anthony Sanzone
I’m sorry, but Anthony scares me. Is it because of his mean demeanor? No. Is it because he seems to have too much power for his own good? No. None of those, it’s because he seems a lot like Luke Carriere. Now for the most part, that might be good. He may produce somewhat similar stats this year compared to Luke, but I also get this feeling he may not stick around either.

I hope he looks at this as a challenge. I think for the most part, Luke Carriere didn’t see a big challenge. He knew that he could hit 95% of the pitchers, but that wasn’t enough for him to stick around. I look at Anthony and see close to the same thing. He knows he can hit the ball out against every pitcher, it’s just only a matter of ‘if’. I look at his stats, (9 hits, 6 homeruns) and think of Sammy Sosa...four years ago. Sammy has turned around his game and become so much more than a homerun hitter…I only hope Anthony can do the same.

I challenge Anthony to be a team player. I challenge him to knock a couple out, slap a couple base hits when it counts, make a couple decent defensive plays, and become a better pitcher. Basically, I want to see Anthony as an All-Star fast! That is my challenge to Anthony. Mark my word, when I come back to Chico and see Anthony (he better be at the June 23rd gameday), I will lay down the challenge in person…Road Warrior style. The Road Warriors don’t need another Luke Carriere, they need another Darnell Uhland. Which brings me to…

Darnell Uhland
We all know Darnell is a player. We all know he can out pitch almost everyone. We all know these things. So what I want to talk about is Darnell, the manager.

In a recent interview with Darnell, I spoke to him about managing and from what I gathered, he is a manager! Now that sounds obvious, but when I say, “Darnell is a manager”, I mean it! When I say James Vassar is a manager, I mean in the literal sense. I mean, next to James’ name, it says ‘Manager’, that is it. When I say Casey Sylvester is a manager, same thing applies that did to James. (That is not a knock on both players, because both players are big-time, ‘lead by example’ players. They speak with their actions, instead of their words…most of the time. But the term ‘manager’ doesn’t mean, ‘lead by example’, it means ‘lead’) Now I will say it again, Darnell is a manager!

When asked about the upcoming series against the Longballs, Darnell talked about wanting to take two so the team can get some respect. When asked about the future plans of the Road Warriors, Darnell talked about finding the right combination. When asked about managerial decisions, Darnell talked about bringing some "Road Warrior spirit back to the team" like the "0-2, ewwww!" catchphrase that caught on with all the Warriorites out there.

He doesn’t talk about carrying the team, he doesn’t talk about the mistakes, and he only talks about good managing decisions.

Guess what Darnell, I got a challenge for you too! You have had three gamedays where you've been manager. That was your trial period. That is over. Let’s see some action now. You are smart enough to look back and see what you could have done that was better. The team spirit not being as high as it should be? Well, incorporate some into the game. You got three rookies on your team. It’s time to show some out there what real Road Warrior pride is all about. If Art Howe can take a 40 million dollar payroll and compete against the Yankees, why can’t Darnell Uhland? (We are obviously replacing payroll with "believed talent")

The fact is that the Road Warriors have a great manager who can take his team far. His is a pitcher first, batter second, and that is what the team needs. If Darnell’s pitching skills are bestowed upon his teammates, this could be a hell of a team. It is no secret that this year is probably not the one where the Road Warriors take the title, but progress is something that needs to be seen out of this young team. The excuse that they have three rookies is only going to last for so long, sooner or later, they are going to have to provide results. I’m just going to be hoping it’s sooner rather than later.