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| Aaron Kemper |
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year
2001
totals
|
ab
129
129
|
r
8
8
|
h
15
15
|
bi
6
6
|
2b
2
2
|
3b
0
0
|
hr
2
2
|
so
66
66
|
bb
13
13
|
ab/k
1.95
1.95
|
ob
.197
.197
|
slg
.178
.178
|
ba
.116
.116
|
rat
10.13
10.13
|
ab/hr
64.50
64.50
|
ab/bi
21.50
21.50
|
year
2001
totals
|
w
0
0
|
l
5
5
|
ip
27.1
27.1
|
h
56
56
|
r
58
58
|
so
22
22
|
bb
47
47
|
hr
21
21
|
bf
182
182
|
oavg
.415
.415
|
era
8.50
8.50
|
rat
-20.26
-20.26
|
k/4
3.22
3.22
|
bb/4
6.88
6.88
|
hr/4
3.07
3.07
|
Notes:
Founder of the Kemper Line (batting average of .100), Aaron Kemper was one of the worst players ever. One of those guys whose stats *say* he picked up 15 basehits, but no one remembers any of them. Drafted in the final round (last overall)
by the Road Warriors in 2001, Aaron went on to set numerous records for futility. To his credit, most of these records were achieved simply because he. kept. coming. out. Most
players who struggle to the degree Aaron did only last a few games before they run to mom and are never seen from again. Aaron kept playing. He kept striking out, he kept
walking two batters and then giving up a 3-run tater. Best of all, he kept having a good time. It seemed like he was oblivious to his weakness. This may have caused
teammates Darnell Uhland and Terry Creighton to pull out their hair, but the rest of the league were thankful that Aaron didn't act like James Vassar after every
strikeout or longball given up. Had that been the case, the league would have constantly been in need of non-broken bats and non-thrown-over-the-fence-and-into-the-creek
balls. Shortly before the 2001 season ended, Aaron left the city and hasn't been heard from since. As long as he avoids any wiffleball fields, we're sure he's doing well
for himself.
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