Brian Sullivan     
year
1994
totals
ab
32
32
r
7
7
h
14
14
bi
5
5
2b
1
1
3b
0
0
hr
1
1
so
6
6
bb
0
0
ab/k
5.33
5.33
ob
.438
.438
slg
.563
.563
ba
.438
.438
rat
33.26
33.26
ab/hr
32.00
32.00
ab/bi
6.40
6.40

year
1994
totals
w
0
0
l
0
0
ip
0.0
0.0
h
0
0
r
0
0
so
0
0
bb
0
0
hr
0
0
bf
0
0
oavg
.000
.000
era
0.00
0.00
rat
0.00
0.00
k/4
0.00
0.00
bb/4
0.00
0.00
hr/4
0.00
0.00

Notes:
The Sullivan family were cousins of the Creightons and came to visit during the summer of 1994. Joey, desperate to make this league appear more legit than it was, persuaded his cousins to play a couple games with he and Terry and then secretly kept their stats behind their back. Brian, the older cousin (in between Joey and Terry), would remind the family every now and then about his .438 batting average, the unofficial league record until 2003. Soon enough though he forgot all about it and probably has no recollection of any of his 38 ABs.