Jeff Boian     
year
1999
totals
ab
43
43
r
8
8
h
13
13
bi
10
10
2b
0
0
3b
0
0
hr
4
4
so
15
15
bb
2
2
ab/k
2.87
2.87
ob
.333
.333
slg
.581
.581
ba
.302
.302
rat
29.08
29.08
ab/hr
10.75
10.75
ab/bi
4.30
4.30

year
1999
totals
w
1
1
l
1
1
ip
10.2
10.2
h
13
13
r
6
6
so
15
15
bb
3
3
hr
5
5
bf
47
47
oavg
.295
.295
era
2.25
2.25
rat
39.38
39.38
k/4
5.63
5.63
bb/4
1.13
1.13
hr/4
1.88
1.88

Notes:
Had a career and impact similar to that of Jeff Kragel, only Jeff Boian possessed slightly less athletic prowess and much less foot speed. Their (lack of) dedication to the game, their personalities, and their final stats are strikingly similar. Jeff was the guy who'd show up late to games because he had to run a bunch of errands for his family, and had to leave early because he had to meet soandso at the store to get food for a dinner/party/study session. He means well, but you don't expect to see him get any ABs until he actually steps foot into the batter's box.