Jordan Mallory     
year
1999
totals
ab
12
12
r
3
3
h
3
3
bi
6
6
2b
1
1
3b
0
0
hr
2
2
so
7
7
bb
1
1
ab/k
1.71
1.71
ob
.308
.308
slg
.833
.833
ba
.250
.250
rat
36.23
36.23
ab/hr
6.00
6.00
ab/bi
2.00
2.00

year
1999
totals
w
0
0
l
0
0
ip
2.0
2.0
h
2
2
r
0
0
so
0
0
bb
5
5
hr
0
0
bf
8
8
oavg
.250
.250
era
0.00
0.00
rat
55.50
55.50
k/4
10.00
10.00
bb/4
0.00
0.00
hr/4
0.00
0.00

Notes:
Jordan Mallory was a cousin of Matt Holmberg...I think, which is probably the only reason he got the 12 ABs he got during the 1999 season. Modestly athletic, Jordan would have eventually been roughed up on the field but would likely have posted numbers that portrayed at least some ability. During the 1999 season, we were still trying to define our "voice" on our then-youthful web site, which is another way of saying we had a LOT of stupid jokes that were likely appreciated by nobody. Jordan Mallory and his "Players Club" photos will forever be the template we use to paint the picture of our then-immaturity and inability to properly gauge good humor and whatever the opposite of that is. If you remember what I'm talking about...you hear me. Everyone else just move along...