Kenny Ball     
year
1998
totals
ab
29
29
r
8
8
h
12
12
bi
4
4
2b
3
3
3b
0
0
hr
2
2
so
11
11
bb
7
7
ab/k
2.64
2.64
ob
.528
.528
slg
.724
.724
ba
.414
.414
rat
33.78
33.78
ab/hr
14.50
14.50
ab/bi
7.25
7.25

year
1998
totals
w
1
1
l
0
0
ip
6.0
6.0
h
14
14
r
7
7
so
6
6
bb
1
1
hr
5
5
bf
32
32
oavg
.452
.452
era
4.67
4.67
rat
21.69
21.69
k/4
4.00
4.00
bb/4
0.67
0.67
hr/4
3.33
3.33

Notes:
The league doesn't have much memory of Kenny Ball, who played a few games back in 1998. High school baseball experience got him through without embrassment. Well, except for the maybe shameful art he performed while pitching. According to a few eye witnesses, Kenny would dent the ball in mid-windup, which would theoretically lead to a deadened ball for the batter. Many times hitters would get all of a ball only to see it dent and fly maybe 75% os far as it would have otherwise. Kenny, if he really was doing this, was likely aiming for this result. The eye witnesses noticed a few times while shagging behind home plate that they were picking up dented balls. Hmmm...

Still, those hitting stats are probably legit!